The Life of a Lingerie Salesman

Halloween

2005-11-02T21:13:00.000-05:00

Damn I am back finally from a long encounter of grazing the female species!! I am sorry I haven't been available to post but do I have some wild stories for you. Anyway lets just start with Halloween. I went to this wild Halloween party and there were women everywhere. I am looking at this female who is walking around in a thong all through the club when this horny red devil comes and puts her tongue down my throat and her hand down my pants. We back up against a wall in a dark corner and she slides my dick out of my zipper. All of a sudden she pushes her wet pussy lips onto my dick. It was so swollen and pulsating that I was ready to cum right there as soon as I entered her. She was whispering in my ear telling me to push harder and harder. I was totally not even worried about the crowded club. She tightened up on my dick and then I came all in her pussy. I thought she was done and then she got on her knees and started licking all the juices off of my swollen dick. Needless to say she I took this lady home with me so I will tell you about that later.

Been a long time

2005-07-30T09:29:00.000-05:00

Sorry everyone but I haver been out for a while but I have some stories to tell you. Yesterday Molly came over and surprised me early last evening. I was napping when the knock came on the door. I opened the door and there she was in these tight shorts and her breast just bursting out. She walked in and said I wanted to drop by and give you something I asked what was it and she told me to drop my pants. She put her mouth on my cock and started sucking my head slowly. I was hard as a rock and she was swallowing it all the way. This went on for five minutes and I was playing in her dark black hair. I asked her to let me eat her out and she said no today was my day. She laid me on the floor and then started sucking my cock again while she started taking her clothes off. She used her tongue to lick my balls and up and down my cock.

She got me to precum and then took her mouth off. She slowly slid her pussy on top of me and then glidded up and down getting wetter and wetter with each stroke. I was hitting the back of her walls and my cock was swelling to explode in her and she jumped off and said not yet. I want you to shoot it across the room so she held off on letting me cum. She teased me with her mouth and then got back on top me off me and slid that tight pussy up and down again. I lasted on two more minutes and she jumped off and grabbed my cock with her beautiful soft had and slid up one or two times and pointed it towards her breast and I shot one of the biggest loads I ever have in my life all over her cheast. She smiled wipped it off and got dressed and then said I will be back tomorrow. Damn I can't wait until she does. Anyway check out my lingerie site I have added new items and they are hot. I need to catch everyone up on my last month or so I can't well to tell you the wild parties and women I have been with.

Been Busy

2005-05-23T22:27:00.000-05:00

Sorry I haven't posted in a while but I have been redesigning my website so everyone go check it out. I have some juicy stories to tell you this week so stay tuned.

A night clubbing

2005-04-25T20:58:00.000-05:00

Damn do I have a story to tell everyone and is it hot. I wasn't really going out but I was forced to by peer pressure. Any I hit this club in DC and as soon as I hit the club I can see it was going to be a good night. I have a few drinks and then I check out the local talent. I see the one I wan't and she sees me so I figured let me go to the bathroom and then come out guns blazzing. I come out and can't find her so I see another one but all of a sudden I get a reach around. Shit I was like rock hard as soon as she touched me. I turn around and she says I've been waiting for you. I was stunned so we introduce ourselves and her name was Alexis!! Rock hard after that name it was like am I in a dream tonight??

We danced the night away kissing and her jacking me off on the crowded dance floor. I was excited and scared someone was going to see us. She tells me she is going home in a cab with her friends but they live in opposite directions. I offer to take her home she tells me to wait. Her nipples were solid and hard like diamonds but just pushing out of her top. I could feel the wetness from her pussy just wanting to bust out of her panties through her mini skirt. She comes back and says ok I want to go with you.

We get to my place and she starts taking her clothes off before I even shut the door. I shut the door and she is completely undressed. I could see her pussy lips swollen like she had a fist in it. She dropped to her knees and unzipped my pants and pulled my dick out. She sucked my dick up and down like she was weaving a nice woven spider web. She licked every part of my dick leaving no parts of it untouched for any amount of time. I told her to let me fuck her and she said wait until I make you cum first. She used her tongue in ways that my head was spinning and then she felt my dick bulge with a little precum coming out. Now ladies and gentlemen remember the Noni juice I told you about?? Anyway I glanced at the clock it had been 45 minutes and I was still getting my dick sucked. Alexis had wonderful mouth control and I think she would have waited me out if I wouldn't have at that very moment filled her mouth with the most cum I have ever seen come out of my dick. I could not believe how much I came all in her mouth.

She was spilling cum out of her mouth trying to swallow it all. I laid her down and then went down on her. I repaid her tight little wet swollen pussy with some tongue lashes of my own. She loved shoving my face deep into her pussy. She came twice in my mouth and it tasted like cotton candy and I wanted more of it. I laid on my back and she climed on and it was a wild ride. I pushed my dick deep into her while licking her perky nipples. They were red and swollen from so much attention. Alexis couldn't control herself because her nipples and pussy were so sensitive see was going to explode again.

I pushed her off and the I let her taste my cum mixed with her pussy as I came all in her mouth again. Needless to say she was full of my juices to last her until morning. We laid in the bed until morning and I woke her up with a little lcik on her pussy. You can imagine what happened that morning.

So fellas this juice makes you last longer stay harder and produces that most insane amount of cum. Check it out and buy some bottles using this distributor number 2059103. Remember it Noni juice.

Here are some nice pictures from Audrey's Hotties so check her out a tell her I sent ya.

Something for the ladies

2005-04-22T23:11:00.000-05:00

Well its been a slow month so I am feeling pretty good today. I am going to make an offer to the ladies. If any ladies would wear any of my products and feature it on a site I will give them a free outfit as long as they buy one. It has to be of the same or lesser price of what they bought. I am going to give this offer to only 10 ladies and you have to take a picture and feature it on your site. Make sure you email me and let me know when you purchased the item and placed it on your site. Hope to hear from you ladies soon.

Superman Juice

2005-04-16T18:50:00.000-05:00

Well where shall I begin? Lets start from the beginning about two weeks ago. A partner of mine turned me on to this juice and said it will give you energy and increase your sex drive. I was like who cares there is nothing wrong with my sex drive. He also said it helps your body fight off sickness and cancer. I was still whatever take your voodoo juice somewhere else. So then he gave me a bottle. I started drinking it and I thought it was nasty but after a week of drink two ounces three times a day before meals it started tasting sweeter. I was hooked when my penis was staying harder during sex and after sex. I had an increased energy level all of a sudden not to mention I could perform longer and harder and still go to work full of energy. I didn't take naps after work to get energy to stay up all night. Anyway so I am hooked then I found out that if I buy this juice and become a distributor I can get a rebate check from this and start getting paid to drink it. I was with that but I got all my friend s drinking it and it has increased our sex lives like crazy.

They don't tell you much about the sex part inside the company but you will see if you drink it. I usually only promote my lingerie website but today I am promoting this new product that will be increasing peoples sex lives along with their longevity in life so I am asking everyone to go out and order two bottles for yourself and see how it will change you life. Make sure you order under this number 2059103. The juice is called Tahitian Noni Juice and it will change your life. Once you experience how it makes you feel then you are going to want to share it with your friends. Its expensive but its worth every dime. You can also research it on the web. Do be fooled by the GNC brand with all the sugar in it. But before I go let me tell you that it also has one more amazing affect on you. It makes you lose weight naturally with out really doing much. So check it out an tomorrow I will be back to my old weekend stories because I have a date tonight to sell some lingerie.

Sweet and Tasty

2005-04-11T21:51:00.000-05:00

Not like the sweet and tasty juices of a woman. I will have some good stories after thhis wild weekend of parties so stay tuned everyone.

2005-04-06T19:25:00.000-05:00

Special of the week

Doing it all night long!!

2005-04-06T18:18:00.000-05:00

Well I am back and something amazing happened to me that I have to share. I am not interested most of the time in long lasting medicines that get you going all night long. Well anyway I have been drinking this NONI juice all week and hooked up with this freak from the club. Anyway, I got her back to my place and I took her clothes off and she smoking hot. So I am eating her out and she was squirming and was loving it. I had pussy juice all over my face and was licking until my tongue went numb. I rolled over and had her blow me while I was eatting her out. Her mouth was fire hot and I was loving it. It was hot as hell and then I got up and had her stand and then bend over the bed.

I did her doggystyle for about twenty minutes and then sat on the bed and she rode me for another twenty minutes. Well I did her for about another thirty minutes by spooning her. Finally she was sucking my dick trying to get me off and I was unusually hard as a rock. She was slowing down and taking my dick slowly in and out and just licking around the tip of the head. After five minutes of this I couldn't take it anymore and I finally came all in her mouth. Now comes the amazing part I couldn't believe. I came and then she kept sucking and sucking and sucking. I was still rock hard and needless to say I did her three more times until the morning and then took a two hour nap and did her again. What an amazing night. Anyway just email me if you want to know how to get some of this juice. I have been told that it gives a woman more stamina and energy. I will let you know because I am feeding the juice to my girl right now to see how she reacts. I will let you know later this week. Well check out the special this week on the site. Here is a special item.

Been a while

2005-04-06T00:15:00.000-05:00

Anyway I haven't posted in a while and I was goin g to write an adventure tonight but I am too tired anyway I will write something tomorrow. But just a hint I have hooked onto this juice called Noni juice and it makes your sex drive crazy so I will tell you more tomorrow. But just in case you get bored check out my lingerie website. This is what I do and what I like. So stay tuned for tomorrows story.

Having a slump

2005-03-08T19:23:00.000-05:00

Sorry but I haven't really been lucky the last couple of weeks selling or even picking up any new ladies. I am going on vacation for a couple of weeks so hopefully I can come back with some new stories. Anyway, I am not really selling much lingerie lately it just seems that ladies are not really interested. Well the only thing going on was I was reading this blog yesterday and I really got extremely hard and had to knock one out after it because it was so hot so check it out and let me know what you think. These sisters are too damn sexy and I would love to go out just one time with them. I hope everyone enjoys this blog. Oh I am trying to get in bed with this freak that I have been wanting to hit for 4 years so wish me luck and I will tell you more tomorrow.

Two at a time!!

2005-02-28T23:35:00.000-05:00

Was at the club the other day and was pushing the website trying to sell these two Asian girls some lingerie. I was pushing the site pretty good and they wanted to come over and see some pictures. I take them home and on the way I heard them talking Korean and knew they were wanting to mess with me once I get home but I played them like I didn't understand. i am driving like a mad man so I expect they may have known.

We make it to the house and without warning I am shown some nice tits and some ass. I was already going nuts. Anyway, one goes down on me so we will call her Lisa and gives me a blowjob that I could not believe. I was going crazy because she was working that tongue like a champ. The other one called Amy starts kissing my chest and then kissing me. She stops and goes down and shares my dick with Lisa and they are kissing and sucking back and forth. Damn I love my job!!!

I am ready to cum all over their faces and they just stopped. They made out with each other for about 15 minutes and gave me a break. Lisa goes down on Amy and then Amy down on Lisa. I was in a deram world loving every minute of it. So I get behind Amy and I start rocking her world while Lisa kisses her. Lisa climbs under us and licks her pussy while licking me as I go in and out of Amy.

Life is good and I am almost cumming. I stopped with Amy and Lisa climbs on top of me and starts riding me. After three minutes I cum like a volcano and was ejoying all of it. These girls were so hot and I was doing both of them. We laid down for about a half an hour and then it started all over again.

After the night I gave both of the girls item 3903 from my Lingerie Website.

Filling Her Mouth

2005-02-26T10:33:00.000-05:00

She was upset because she couldn't get me to cum in her mouth. I just laughed at her and told her she just needed some practice. We had been messing around for two hours and think I put her in every position I could think of. She was sore and swollen I was pleased and exhausted. I woke up the next morning with a warm, moist mouth over my cock. I was excited and hard as hell and didn't know what to do to such an enjoyment. She was going up and down and her hot red hair was moving up and down my shaft and it was hot as hell. She suck my cock like she wanted to keep it but I was trying to prove a point to her.

I wanted to cum in her mouth but she just couldn't get me over the top. She sucked my cock for about two hours and I was not going to cum yet. I pulled out of her moutn and layed her down and pressed her legs behind her head and I began pumping it into her until she started screaming. I told her to scream my name and she was screaming it so loud I swore the neighbors heard her. I was swollen to the point of bursting and I pulled out and started jacking off over her face. I was aiming really for her tits but I missed because of holding it so long I exploded like a fire hose and shot my hot goey cum all over her face and in her hair but I think I got a drop on her tits my original target.

Cheri just rolled over for the towel and was dissappointed because she worked at sucking my cock for two hours and nothing happened. I told her don't worry about it because it just means we can do it again and she can suck my cock as long as she wants. I am not opposed to having a woman suck me off.

Well her are some links you can look at for some sexual enjoyment. these girls are hot and I would love to have their mouth on my cock.

Have I ever stated how much I love redheads? Don't forget to check out my lingerie website and if you email me I will give you 10% off your purchase.

Short Cut Continued

2005-02-22T16:47:00.000-05:00

Anyway where was I Oh yeah but before I continue check out thes girls on this website because their stories really get me off everytime. Their site is dirty step sisters Beth and Allison really want you to date sisters!!

Well back to my night of trying to wear this girl out. I rolled over and I started fingering her in her ass and she started moaning so loud I had to shove a pillow in her face. Well after she got all wet I told her to get on her knees and then I rammed my dick right into her hot wet pussy. I was going in and out of her like a mad man and she was howling loud enough for the roof to collapse. She was yelling I am going to cum and all of a sudden she let go and the flash flood started!! She came so much she soaked the floor.

I had forgotten she was a squirter and it surprised me. Thats all I needed and I just turned her from position to position and she squirted all over the place. I was going nuts and she was getting hoarse from all the moaning and screaming. I pulled out and started jacking off over top of her and then I came all over her face. She was freaked out by how much cum went all over her face. She couldn't believe it and all she kept saying was I don't think I could swallow all of that.

She cleared her eyes and then she started licking the rest of my cum off of my dick and it was hot to have her dripping in my cum all over her face and then licking my dick. The night was good and all I could do was think about how I was going to plow into her tomorrow because I know she was sore and probably couldn't handle anymore because of it, but I knew she couldn't resist doing it again.

Well I guess I wasn't selling any lingerie tonight!!

Unexpected Guests

2005-02-16T22:22:00.000-05:00

I was sitting in my apartment and the phone rings and its a friend of mine. She says she is on her way to my apartment. Its a six hour drive so I am like damn I was planning on going out tonight. I say ok and still decide to go out to have a couple of beers. I go out with this lady who use to be my boss she is kind of lesbian looking. Sometimes she really turns me on. So we drink about four or five beers and then start flirting. The phone rings and its my unexpected guest. So I leave trhe bar unwilling and get to my apartment.

She shows up with a BABY!!! I figured she was going to be alone. The kid hates me and screams all the time I am going insane so I slam the door and go to sleep. I wake up to these warm lips sucking my cock real gently. I am really hard and wanting to go in her mouth but she couldn't get me to go. I bend her over and slip it in nice and easy and I do her from behind. She screams as much as her daughter. I am in her very deep with her screaming and cumming all over the place. I pulled out and came right in her mouth with every drop going down her throat. She licks her lips and smiles at me. I laid on the couch and she climed on top me me and said lets go for more!!

TBC...

Taking a short cut

2005-02-02T21:15:00.000-05:00

I was on my way back to my hometown to do some selling and maybe have a few meetings when I get this phone call. She called me wanting me to stop by and see her but it was an hour and a half out of my way. She said she would make it worth my while. I agreed thinking her friend and her were going to let me do them both. Upon driving up to her house I was disappointed and was only going to be with her. I could deal with that I haven't been with her for about 3 years. Anyway after picking her up we headed to the nmotel. I was bulging just thinking about her putting her mouth on my cock.

I take her clothes off and run my tongue all over her body and stick my finger in her wet pussy. She goes down on my cock and starts to suck me like she is draining the Valdez. After getting me to almost cum in her mouth I flip her over and put my cock deep into her soaking throbbing pussy. She bucked grinded my cock into her pussy and began screaming and moaning so loud I had to shove a pillow in her face. The reason why I liked fucking the girl is because she squirts and it goes everywhere.

I started going deeper and deeper into her and she started cumming. I pulled out and she squirted right on me but before she could finish I shoved my cock right in there making her scream with pleasure and having an uncontrollable orgasm all at once. She subsided after about five minutes and then I flipped her over and spreaded her legs. I slammed my cock into her quick and hard slapping her ass at the same time. I was slamming into her so hard that when I shot my load into her it felt like I shot in her so hard that it was going to come out her mouth.

I laid there while she licked every bit of herself and my cum off of my cock and then it was on again. To be continued.....

Pictures to enjoy

2005-01-21T15:20:00.000-05:00

Here is a site that I like to check out sometimes. I am not going to be blogging anytime today so check this out.

Cute Redhead with Sex Appeal

2005-01-20T14:09:00.000-05:00

I met this woman I will call her Rachel and she was a cute red head. She had the sex appeal that made you ache just thinking about her. Anyway I met her working one day and we aorked together for about three days. Well without all the boring details we end up going out one night with some friends and it was the first time I got to see her made up not for work. I knew I was right about her. She had a glow and was just swirlling with something that made guys break their necks looking at her.

We go to this club and start drinking and Rachel is not really interested in me I think? My boy (Kev) and I get a round of redheaded sluts going for the group. Seven rounds later we are feeling pretty good. I had my eye on this busty blonde in our group called Bev. Her nickname is busty Bev. I dance with Bev a couple of times and I am grinding on her and I am rock hard. I am thinking I am in there so the song is over we do two more shots and I see Bev talking to Rachel. Rachel is wispering in her ear.

Imagination going wild I am think of Bev in bed with Rachel and it was hot. I knew Bev went both ways so I was really liking what I was seeing. Rachel walks over to me and says lets dance. We start dancing and she rubs my dick with her had and the grabs it and gives me a passinate kiss. By now I am going nuts so this went on all night.

We go back to our hotel rooms and she says come to my room. I go to her room and I start kissing her all over her neck carefully make sure I don't miss any part of it. She undoes my pants and rubs me gently while still kissing me. I take off her clothes and she has the nice perky breast. I made sure I didn't miss them and after playing with them until they felt like they were going to rip open I pulled her silky thong off of her and I saw the most beautiful red neatly trimmed bush I have ever seen.

I put my tongue slowly in her juicy clit and she jumps with excitement. I just stayed on her like that for atleast 30 minutes and didn't want to come up. She grbbed my head and pulled me up begging me to fill her up with my cock. I slowly place it in her and start just feeling all the warmth of her. I was think damn she is small and was wondering if she would be able to handle me. Well my inquiry was wrong she rolled me over and then began the assult. She climed on top and rode me up, down, sideways, and any other way you can think of. She grinded like she needed my cock to come out of her throat. We moved from this position to others back and forth and then she asked if I was ready. I was unsure of her tone and said Hell yeah!!

She got right back to her riding position and she rode me clintching her pussy the sametime like she was milking me. She rode me until I was about to explode and she looked into my eyes and said let it go. With that she deepend her grind and I exploded inher my juices and if her pussy wasn't holding it in I am sure I would have shot it 15 feet atleast because of all the built up pressure she worked me up to.

Well it was so good that I made sure I did her evry chance I could that night until we both passed out from exhaustion. I figured I would let everyone in on this escapade since lastnight I went out try to make some sells and didn't really do much but try and get a hook up. Gotta go hope you enjoyed yourself drop me a few lines if you get a cahnce.

Nagging Phone Calls

2005-01-18T20:21:00.000-05:00

Lastnight was a good night. I updated the catalog and added some new Valentines clothing. Looks sexy. I decided not to go out lastnight so I read a few of my columns lastnight. Well after getting all nice a bothered I decided it was about time to rub a good one out since I was rock hard and aching by then. Well I pop in my usual porno and then the phone rings just as I start. Well its an ex-girlfriend so I am like ok maybe I can get her to talk me through this one. As I am rubbing my cock I tell her I am think about her and wanting to get off over the phone. She doesn't want to because she has company so I tell her to call me back in about 15 or 20. So i get back to watching this red head on this porno ride it upo and down and the phone rings again. Its the same female and I try to ignore it my hands are too messy to turn it off and I am almost there and it stops. I get rubbing again feeling my inside about to burst thinking about just plowing it in on my Asian neighbor upstairs and guess what. You right the damn phone.

I clean my hands off I answer the phone and I say "WHAT!!!" She is like I just wanted to talk. I told her do you not understand I need to get this done or I am going to explode and you don't want to help. After she doesn't get it for about 30 minutes of arguing I hang up turn all the phones off and then commence to rubbing one out so hard a furious that I shot my load across the room hitting the wall because of the multiple times of having to stop and start. Yeah I loved the shot.

I am still pissed at her for calling so much but it was a great nut shot when I did go. Anyway if you get a chance check out the valentines line I did yesterday.

Eroticalee1 :: Close Your Eyes...

2005-01-17T14:47:00.000-05:00

Eroticalee1 :: Close Your Eyes...

Women With No Ass

2005-01-16T18:31:00.000-05:00

Following up on the response on of a small ass and wanting lingerie. As I stated you should find something that covers just the top half of you ass so it looks deceptive. Get a thong with a small top that just creasts just barely over the top of your ass. If any of you ladies want recommendations just comment and I will respond.

Anyway I went out on Friday and didn't make any sells at the club. I met some women and talked to them about buying some outfits. They seemed interested one even danced with me and tried to take my clothes off on the dance floor. I wasn't really interested in hooking up U was really trying to make more contacts and a sell. The site seems to get alot of hits lately but I can't get the sells. We are running a special to anyone who emails me a free outfit if they purchase $250 or more on the site. I also reduced the prices on the site to attract more women. I was told that showing the pictures on the front page scares women so i took them off to let women look at just the title and then go into the site.

Well I am still on the lookout for models but that seems to be a dead end road because you have to give up money or product because nobody works for free. Well ladies tell me what you like about lingerie and maybe I can help you out on purchasing some. I would love to see some ladies register on the site so I can email updates of our line to them. Gotta go so ladies have a wonderful night.

By the way check out very interesting reading from this excellent site by eroticalee1
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Changing Ideas about women and sex!!

2005-01-13T16:01:00.000-05:00

Anyway as I was saying I was trying to sell this line of Lingerie. Today I haven't really sold anything I have been reducing the prices on the website. But I was having a conversation with this Korean friend of mine and we were talking about what women like. I guess most single women don't like to wear Lingerie unless thaey are having a man over because whats the need to wear it when nobody is going to see it. I realized her point after hours of trying to tell her its so they can feel good that they wear it.

Well to make matters worse she told me I need to sell my lingerie to strippers because of the type of models I have on the site. I am headed to Baltimore next week to hit some strip clubs so I will definetly letc everyone know how it was and what club I went to. Let me here from everone out there about why women wear lingerie.

So Sexy Fashions

2005-01-11T14:51:00.000-05:00

Well lets see where we can start at on this day. First of all I thought I was an excellent salesman but I am beginning to doubt myself. Anyway, I am trying to sell women's lingerie on this website I inherited , but it seems like ladies are afraid to purchase anything from the site. They mainly look at it but never purchase. I have been putting ad space everywhere and handing out business cards everywhere but to no avail no new customers. So I have come to the cyber world to try and get help in selling these items or to help me learn how to sell.

I would love for people to hit the site and let me know what they think about the items on there. I already know I need new models but I can't do that until I get more items sold so I am ready for your ideas and comments